2DarkBros

Above is the picture that was circulating around Black People Twitter and White Bro Facebook yesterday. It shows 2 Bros being Bros and dressing up as a cross between the Jersey Shore cast and Soulja Boy. 

Apparently, some IFC Frat was hosting a CMT vs.BET Party because they couldn't come up with any better ideas. For those of you not in the know, CMT is Mitt Romney's official cheerleading TV Station. Sorry Fox News. They play all the big jams like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy". You might have heard it playing outside the club painted like a cow on your way to Club Element, or whatever they decide to call The Venue that month.

Vote Or Die

We just can't get away from this voting thing, The Black Community. We just got finished with Student Government elections, the Presidential Election is in full swing, and with Soulfest around the corner, The Black Community is faced with the most important of all elections, BSU Homecoming Court.

Celeb Concert Series

This past weekend the almost famous Miguel stopped by UF to lay flowery sprinkle laced angel whispers into our ears. As soon as word spread that Sammy Davis Jr., Jr. would be bringing his Dominican "Laid to the Gawds" tresses to the Gator Nation panties started dropping. A few boxers too. But we won't get into that. In addition to hosting two afterparties at the same damn time, the grown up version of Little Richie on Family Matters had all of UF in a tizzy.

Revolution Round 2

What's up, The Black Community? Where y'all been? It's almost time for the fall semester, and Summer B came and went while nobody noticed. It was the most barren Summer B of all time, OF ALL TIME KANYE. Shit, even The Set Is Dead was dead for a while. Maybe ninjas were actually studying this Summer B. Nah, never that. 8 Year Graduation plan for life! We were just about to write about how uneventful Summer B was this year, when The Black Community intervened earlier this week with this newfound Twitter Revolution. We weren't even going to touch this one. We were once a Twitter Philosopher for a day and organized a Revolution to revive The Set, and we all remember how that went. Epic Fail. It wasn't one of our proudest moments.

Bye Bye Bernie

In what could be the greatest news to ever hit The Black Community, Bernie “Racked Up Shawty” Machen has announced that he will retire in 2013. Darth Vader himself is chucking the deuces on UF and all that leadership nonsense to swim through the pools of money he’s guaranteed in pension. No Scrooge McDuck. This is some next level shit. It's such an important event we had to interrupt our vacation of sitting on the couch to come back and write a post on it.

Feeling Groggy

White People can’t have nothing anymore, The Black Community. What were once safe havens from Murder, Ratchetness, random Cat Daddy-ing, and all the other things Black People bring with them are now right at White People’s doorstep. We have invaded Grog House and there is nothing White People can do about it. Unless they enforce a dress code.

Probate Season Vol. 2

Probate Season is over, The Black Community, and all our friends have come back from their mysterious disappearance. We come off one of the busiest probate seasons in recent history (at least since we’ve been here; our History Keepers from 2006 can probably recall another time from “the good ole days..”), and now everybody is Greek. With the prospect of attending Probates, The Black Community finally shows up in attendance to something since our failed revolution last month. The Set Is Still Dead folks, but Probate Season is alive!