2DarkBros

Above is the picture that was circulating around Black People Twitter and White Bro Facebook yesterday. It shows 2 Bros being Bros and dressing up as a cross between the Jersey Shore cast and Soulja Boy. 

Apparently, some IFC Frat was hosting a CMT vs.BET Party because they couldn't come up with any better ideas. For those of you not in the know, CMT is Mitt Romney's official cheerleading TV Station. Sorry Fox News. They play all the big jams like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy". You might have heard it playing outside the club painted like a cow on your way to Club Element, or whatever they decide to call The Venue that month.

Probate Season Vol. 2

Probate Season is over, The Black Community, and all our friends have come back from their mysterious disappearance. We come off one of the busiest probate seasons in recent history (at least since we’ve been here; our History Keepers from 2006 can probably recall another time from “the good ole days..”), and now everybody is Greek. With the prospect of attending Probates, The Black Community finally shows up in attendance to something since our failed revolution last month. The Set Is Still Dead folks, but Probate Season is alive! 

The Treatise of The Greeks

We keep on rolling, The Black Community, and we find ourselves in the midst of NPHC Week. Hundreds of potential hopefuls will attend all the events, convinced that they will be making a good showing to some organization, only to be slapped in the face with the unexpected: There is no Greek reward for attending the events! You’d be better off playing hide and go seek with interest meeting flyers around campus. One event, however, intrigues us “True Life I’m Greek: The Miseducation of Black Greekdom & This Title’s Too Long” Hosted by Lauryn Hill. We predict a heated debate, full of high emotions and weave throwing. Here’s our take on the event to come.

The Show Must Go On…and On..and On. #OAS

(That's an Oasis. Just go with it...)

Was this the best OAS Show UF has hosted in a while? Probably. Was it the longest OAS show ever? Most definitely. We didn't even make it through the whole show. This year, OAS went full force with a strong NPHC showing, new freshman “Talent”, and a grown man crying. It was quite the spectacle. The amount of Black People at the event was shocking. Where did they all come from?  It’s something that hasn't been seen since Cantina Fridays. Shout out to the integrated crowd too. It was looking like a GAP commercial in there.

Summer Greek Week Round-Up [BONUS!] Now With Extra Alpha!

Today marks the start of the Greek Summer Week explosion. The reason most of us are here for Summer B anyway. Don't plan to do anything productive from this week forward. You can focus on your grades again in the Fall. This year we are blessed to have a majority of the NPHC hosting events during the summer. And the Black Church says Amen. The first week should be interesting, if not a light clusterfuck, as 3 frats are having summer weeks at the same time. Black Community, start choosing where your loyalties lie. Prepare your livers, drop your boyfriend/girlfriend (you can hit em’ with that sympathy phone call afterwards…), and get ready for a rash of bad decisions, Summer B is here. With that said, let’s look at each of the summer weeks and present you with what to expect.