New Year, Same Lies

Welcome to The New Year, The Black Community. We leave the murderous December of 2011, and catapult directly into January, which is sure to be filled with fake ambitions. No Wale. Each year we in The Black Community take a break from the debauchery and drunk driving of New Years to announce to the world that we are preparing to change our lives for the better, although everybody will be back to their terrible selves by February.

Summer Greek Week Round-Up [BONUS!] Now With Extra Alpha!

Today marks the start of the Greek Summer Week explosion. The reason most of us are here for Summer B anyway. Don't plan to do anything productive from this week forward. You can focus on your grades again in the Fall. This year we are blessed to have a majority of the NPHC hosting events during the summer. And the Black Church says Amen. The first week should be interesting, if not a light clusterfuck, as 3 frats are having summer weeks at the same time. Black Community, start choosing where your loyalties lie. Prepare your livers, drop your boyfriend/girlfriend (you can hit em’ with that sympathy phone call afterwards…), and get ready for a rash of bad decisions, Summer B is here. With that said, let’s look at each of the summer weeks and present you with what to expect.