Showing posts with label Resolutions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Resolutions. Show all posts

Thursday, January 10, 2013

2013 Resolutions (Back At It)



Welcome to 2013, The Black Community. We've reached the Spring Semester and survived the apocalypse planned by the Florida Blue Key Illuminati. They were probably too busy choosing  elderly rock bands for next year's Gator Growl. We'll all be in Tallahassee for homecoming anyway, so it's not really a big deal.

Monday, January 2, 2012

New Year, Same Lies


Welcome to The New Year, The Black Community. We leave the murderous December of 2011, and catapult directly into January, which is sure to be filled with fake ambitions. No Wale. Each year we in The Black Community take a break from the debauchery and drunk driving of New Years to announce to the world that we are preparing to change our lives for the better, although everybody will be back to their terrible selves by February.