Showing posts with label Panda Express. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Panda Express. Show all posts

Thursday, January 10, 2013

2013 Resolutions (Back At It)



Welcome to 2013, The Black Community. We've reached the Spring Semester and survived the apocalypse planned by the Florida Blue Key Illuminati. They were probably too busy choosing  elderly rock bands for next year's Gator Growl. We'll all be in Tallahassee for homecoming anyway, so it's not really a big deal.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Post-Grad Opportunities


There’s a trend in The Black Community where after Graduation, everyone just likes to chill around Gainesville for a few years. We’ve said it before, Gainesville has a stronger gravitational pull than Jupiter. People can’t seem to leave Gainesville and UF; whether it be just completing school, or finding something to do with their life afterwards. They therefore have to resort to the classic post-graduation employment opportunities; the final chance before breaking down, filling out a paper application, and peeing in a cup when applying to Wal-Mart. Here are a few classic “Jobs” suitable for anyone in The Black Community.