Game Over

Yesterday was a momentous event in the Black Community, the season premiere of The Game. Everything in The Black World came to halt as soon as 10pm struck. Violence ended, studying stopped, and weave stores closed. The entire The Black Community was sitting snuggly on their couch, Twitter uploaded, ready to be more entertained by their timeline than the poorly written show. Somewhere a forgotten rapper mistakenly thought the world was hype for his career. Try again, Jayceon.

Spring Forward

Here we are in the Spring Semester, The Black Community. We come back to campus after getting our Precious with Christmas Food, sitting on Mom’s Couch watching TV for hours, and indulging in copious amounts of alcohol during New Years. We have a full 5 months ahead of us until we get through the certified boring semester, and get to the semester that really matters, Summer.

New Year, Same Lies

Welcome to The New Year, The Black Community. We leave the murderous December of 2011, and catapult directly into January, which is sure to be filled with fake ambitions. No Wale. Each year we in The Black Community take a break from the debauchery and drunk driving of New Years to announce to the world that we are preparing to change our lives for the better, although everybody will be back to their terrible selves by February.