Game Over

Yesterday was a momentous event in the Black Community, the season premiere of The Game. Everything in The Black World came to halt as soon as 10pm struck. Violence ended, studying stopped, and weave stores closed. The entire The Black Community was sitting snuggly on their couch, Twitter uploaded, ready to be more entertained by their timeline than the poorly written show. Somewhere a forgotten rapper mistakenly thought the world was hype for his career. Try again, Jayceon.

Undercover Brothers

In our post on “The Relationship Problem” there was a discussion in the comments section about Black Women choosing better men to solve the problem, as if that would ever happen. Anonymous left a comment saying “Yeah because we have soooo many options”. We took that to mean “There aren’t any more Athletes to choose from”. They certainly aren’t getting on the guys that live in Marston, if anyone even has the courage to walk in that library without fear of a black eye. So where have all the eligible black men gone? Women are framing this as if there was a Black Man shortage, and we believe them too, by the looks of The Set. Ask any woman where the good men are, and she’ll tell you they’re either in Tyler Perry movies or Gay.

Let’s Chill: Vol 56.

Well damn. Can’t say you didn’t see this one coming, The Black Community. The all-important “Relationship Forum”. It’s a staple in The Black Community, combining all the joys of Maury, Jerry Springer, and those “Shone Shows” on VH1 and BET. Shouts to Single Ladies! The Relationship Forum is that one event that is always guaranteed to hit, no matter what. Just when you think The Black Community is on that “progression” vibe, and we are ascending to a level of cultural perfection, this forum slaps you across the face with reality.