V-Day: The Great Facade

FROM THE VAULT: V-Day: The Great Facade

Valentine’s Day is The Great Façade of The Black Community. That special day of the year in which more lying occurs than any Student Government campaign. Redbox’s around town will be completely sold out, as Men continue to trick dumb girls into believing they are special. If he comes home holding a red disc and a value meal from Taco Bell, he don’t love you. Meanwhile, unsuspecting Females are being hit with the realization that they are the side chick, even after her “Him” told her she was the only one. On this day Females’ Bullshit Radar is compromised, so Ninjas are feeding females lines straight from Tyler Perry movies to get their 15 minutes of passion on before saying the exact same thing to the next sucker.

Black History Month: FAMU Comes to UF

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Ahhh…Shit., The Black Community. UF done went and pulled a FAMU. Black History Month continues to be a terrible month for Black People, nevermind the irony in that statement.  First the Soul Train creator dies, then two of the arguably best Black Porn stars, one if you’re not into midgets, went and caught the AIDS, and The Game continues to be an epic disappointment. The Black Community just can’t win out here. Instead of having an uplifting event each day of February like BSU wants us to, every day brings us a new tragedy. Obama may even resign at the end of the month. The Black Community would be shattered.

Undercover Brothers

In our post on “The Relationship Problem” there was a discussion in the comments section about Black Women choosing better men to solve the problem, as if that would ever happen. Anonymous left a comment saying “Yeah because we have soooo many options”. We took that to mean “There aren’t any more Athletes to choose from”. They certainly aren’t getting on the guys that live in Marston, if anyone even has the courage to walk in that library without fear of a black eye. So where have all the eligible black men gone? Women are framing this as if there was a Black Man shortage, and we believe them too, by the looks of The Set. Ask any woman where the good men are, and she’ll tell you they’re either in Tyler Perry movies or Gay.

The Relationship Problem

We come upon one of the most hotly debated topics ever to hit the campus, The Black Community. The only other rival to is the debate as to when The Set died. This is that miraculous topic that organizations reach for when they have no other ideas for programming. No other topic has created so much hate, hurt so many feelings, and created as many bitter women as the Relationship Issue.

Cuz It's Cold Outside

The Epitome of LaTrace "Sensitive Ninja" Brown.

It’s officially cold, The Black Community, and that means a shift in the Black mindstate. Once the weather becomes cooler, everything switches around. All the ratchedness calms down, and activities within The Black Community start to slow down a little. It's like we all realize that we're in college again. The rumor is that Black People don't like cold weather (except for Light Skinned folks), so let's see how the weather affects The Black Community.