Showing posts with label Gainesville Locals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gainesville Locals. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Feeling Groggy


White People can’t have nothing anymore, The Black Community. What were once safe havens from Murder, Ratchetness, random Cat Daddy-ing, and all the other things Black People bring with them are now right at White People’s doorstep. We have invaded Grog House and there is nothing White People can do about it. Unless they enforce a dress code.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Party Near The Pool



It’s the Springtime, The Black Community, and it’s getting warm enough that ninjas can get musky when they step outside. Thus, the pre-requisites for throwing a pool party are met. Unfortunately, they come during March, long after everyone has fallen off their New Year’s Resolution of working out for 1 week.

Friday, February 3, 2012

The STATUS Problem


It’s Friday night, The Black Community. The goons are lurking, college students are looking to make bad decisions, and the Gainesville Police Department is looking to fill their arrest quota. No other place in Gainesville could satisfy all three of these requirements than our own legendary STATUS nightclub. Once you get past that Greek Skip Line, it’s 300 square feet of cramped Black People, Lacefronts, and Death.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

TSID's Year in Review


Before we move forward into 2012, The Black Community, let’s take a look back at how we got here. 2011 was a great year for entertainment at the expense of others. People were making bad decisions and Black People Twitter and a newly introduced The Set Is Dead was there to cover it. We’ll start at the beginning of the year, June, when our beloved The Set Is Dead was born.  The campus was silent, and The Set empty as always, when we decided to revive the beloved forum of The Black Community and bring it to the Internet.

Monday, January 2, 2012

New Year, Same Lies


Welcome to The New Year, The Black Community. We leave the murderous December of 2011, and catapult directly into January, which is sure to be filled with fake ambitions. No Wale. Each year we in The Black Community take a break from the debauchery and drunk driving of New Years to announce to the world that we are preparing to change our lives for the better, although everybody will be back to their terrible selves by February.