Feeling Groggy

White People can’t have nothing anymore, The Black Community. What were once safe havens from Murder, Ratchetness, random Cat Daddy-ing, and all the other things Black People bring with them are now right at White People’s doorstep. We have invaded Grog House and there is nothing White People can do about it. Unless they enforce a dress code.

Were You There? Cantina Fridays

Cantina 101 and Cantina Fridays are The Black Community’s pride and glory. We kicked the white people out of their own home and claimed that area in back in the name of Black Community. It’s a move that hasn’t been seen since the Pilgrims and Indians. And with 3 for 1 drinks on deck, you can solve any problems that you may have accumulated during the week. With the advent of financial aid (Praise Black Jesus…!), free time, and dumb freshmen girls, Cantina Fridays will keep rolling on throughout the summer.

The Summer A Recap

With the start of Summer B, now is the time to look back at the semester that was. Before we move on, let’s look back at the happenings of Summer A. If you weren’t here, Summer A was Summer B. Summer A is usually that time when you attempt to recover your GPA from the debauchery of the Spring Semester. There is nobody on campus, so you're free to focus and stay productive. Maybe. But nobody ever really leaves Gainesville, they just say they do. So of course The Black Community was in full force and disturbing the public. If Summer A was any indication of the strength of The Black Community, then Summer B should be historic. Somebody might die. After the jump are some things that made Summer A memorable.