Time To Die Again

Them ninjas didn't take any time at all, The Black Community. Not even two weeks into the year, and ninjas are slapping women and breaking into houses. Welcome back to Gainesville. You know you're in the 'Ville when you wake up to terrifying text messages about some ninjas causing mischief. It's "Time to Die" Again.

New Year, Same Lies

Welcome to The New Year, The Black Community. We leave the murderous December of 2011, and catapult directly into January, which is sure to be filled with fake ambitions. No Wale. Each year we in The Black Community take a break from the debauchery and drunk driving of New Years to announce to the world that we are preparing to change our lives for the better, although everybody will be back to their terrible selves by February.

The Circle of Life(styles)

World AIDS day just passed, The Black Community, reminding us all about the dangers of reckless smashing. It was a motivating day of activities. There were wondrous awareness seminars full of big numbers and perplexing statistics. Ninjas were making a big spectacle of ensuring every girl in sight witnessed them reaching for gold wrapped condoms, as they stroked their small egos. Menacing employees from the Health Department had us convinced that sex is the most terrifying thing since the first time you watched The Exorcist. With these important factors in mind, we reflected on the impact of sex in our small community.

Salute Your Shones

It’s been a crazy 3-day weekend, The Black Community. We hope everyone had a great time making terrible alcohol-fueled decisions and clogging their arteries with Publix Fried Chicken. Arguably the best Fried Chicken in the world. THE WORLD. No Kanye West. We’re right at the start of the Football season, and that means a side hustle by selling tickets, and getting five shades darker in The Swamp as a drunk Chad and Lacey scream in our ears. As we come into the Football season we take a moment to give recognition to some of the real heroines of the era, the Football Shones.