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Above is the picture that was circulating around Black People Twitter and White Bro Facebook yesterday. It shows 2 Bros being Bros and dressing up as a cross between the Jersey Shore cast and Soulja Boy. 

Apparently, some IFC Frat was hosting a CMT vs.BET Party because they couldn't come up with any better ideas. For those of you not in the know, CMT is Mitt Romney's official cheerleading TV Station. Sorry Fox News. They play all the big jams like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy". You might have heard it playing outside the club painted like a cow on your way to Club Element, or whatever they decide to call The Venue that month.

As expected, Black People Twitter was all up in arms, calling foul on the fact that Blackface is still alive and kicking, even two weeks before Obama gets re-elected. The Bros must have never saw White Chicks and realized that impersonating another race is NEVER comical, even when the Wayans Brothers do it. The Wayans Brothers went on further to prove that THEY are never comical, with their smash flop Little Man. What a terrible film that was. *Shudders*

Reports are conflicting about which IFC Frat is the actual perpetrator. Nobody outside the IFC/PC Country Club can tell any of the IFC Frats apart, because who cares, and because all the bros look eerily similar in their Bro apparel; Dockers shorts, Polo Shirts, Sperrys, and Oakley Glasses with the strap on the back. The strap on the back of Oakley's is actually a fashion statement. It's how the IFC Bros accessorize, and how they tell EACH OTHER apart. #TheMoreYouKnow

It's crazy that somebody thought this was a good idea, and a better idea to put the photo up on Instagram to be shared with the world. A little less burnt cork and the Bros could have pulled off a rather convincing Pauly D costume. The poor Asian girl in the middle was smiling helplessly, despite the fact she probably doesn't realize that she is Asian, and most likely truly believed that some Black Guys had snuck in the party and she wanted to get her Wiz Khalifa on. Black and Yellow.

Doesn't the IFC/PC Garden have a few token Black People in their organizations? They should have called bullshit if only for the fact that those 2 Bros were stealing their shine. It's a fact that only one token is needed to claim diversity. We're supposed to be getting better with race relations now that Obama is President and the MGC and NPHC have practically the same makeup of members per organization. The IFC/PC Debutantes better tighten up before BSU, NAACP, and the NPHC inflict their wrath upon the Bros. Who knows, maybe even the Florida Blue Key Illuminati will send their Black Keys Ninjas to attack, although they are probably too busy fake caring. The last thing they need is The Black Community to be unified while they plot to destroy it, and then move on to end the world in December.