Four (Or) More Years

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Dammit.

We knew something was up when we kept getting those long excuses emails supposedly updating us about the presidential search and they were absolutely useless. Oh well, at least we get to shake Darth Vader's cold lifeless hands at graduation. Hold on tight to your financial aid.

"Bernie "All Green Everything" will temporarily stay as UF President":

The search has been suspended: President Bernie Machen isn’t leaving UF right now. This decision comes after requests from Gov. Rick Scott and UF Board of Trustees Chairman David Brown, according to a statement released Tuesday afternoon.