Celeb Concert Series: Kendrick Lamar

Monday marked the last big event of BHM. Kendrick Lamar and Melanie Fiona were in concert at the O'Dome, making the stadium packed after being completely empty the week prior at FISS. The BHM Concert is the last major event during the month, and BSU made sure to make it epic.

Probate Season 2013

Sunday marked the beginning of Probate Season for us here in The Black Community. Probate Season came early this year, with a Zeta Probate in late February, while most of us were still recovering, with our livers and financially, from FISS. An early probate is technically better for the new members than say, early April, so the Seniors (and Super Seniors!) don't graduate into oblivion the next week, before they even get to enjoy their newfound celebrity status.

FISS Fiasco

Well the most coveted weekend in BHM brought lots of excitement to our little Titletown, and the energy left promptly with the last dumb girl who woke up next to some random Frat ninja at the Red Roof Inn the next morning, and then quickly went on her way. And just like those girls that woke up half-naked not knowing where they were, we felt the same way once FISS Weekend was over.

BHM 2013

It's the greatest month of the year, The Black Community, and we must savor it because it will be gone in the blink of an eye. Black History Month is upon us. Let's take the opportunity to support our community because lord knows the rest of UF ain't worried about it.

Time To Die Again

Them ninjas didn't take any time at all, The Black Community. Not even two weeks into the year, and ninjas are slapping women and breaking into houses. Welcome back to Gainesville. You know you're in the 'Ville when you wake up to terrifying text messages about some ninjas causing mischief. It's "Time to Die" Again.

2013 Resolutions (Back At It)

Welcome to 2013, The Black Community. We've reached the Spring Semester and survived the apocalypse planned by the Florida Blue Key Illuminati. They were probably too busy choosing  elderly rock bands for next year's Gator Growl. We'll all be in Tallahassee for homecoming anyway, so it's not really a big deal.

Four (Or) More Years

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Dammit.

We knew something was up when we kept getting those long excuses emails supposedly updating us about the presidential search and they were absolutely useless. Oh well, at least we get to shake Darth Vader's cold lifeless hands at graduation. Hold on tight to your financial aid.

"Bernie "All Green Everything" will temporarily stay as UF President":

The search has been suspended: President Bernie Machen isn’t leaving UF right now. This decision comes after requests from Gov. Rick Scott and UF Board of Trustees Chairman David Brown, according to a statement released Tuesday afternoon.