BHM 2013

It's the greatest month of the year, The Black Community, and we must savor it because it will be gone in the blink of an eye. Black History Month is upon us. Let's take the opportunity to support our community because lord knows the rest of UF ain't worried about it.

Black History Month has already been good for The Black Community. The lord blessed the honorable Reverend Ray Lewis with a Super Bowl Victory, and blessed both men and women with a spectacular showing of Beyonce and a Destiny's Child reunion as a bonus! Alas, God's favors are not given to all, and Michelle missed out on receiving the Lord's graces.

We are looking forward to a great Black History Month as afforded to us by BSU, and the lack of any Dangerous Black Male text messages sent to our phones in the middle of the night. Hopefully Bernie "I'm Still Here" Machen doesn't slip up and drop any more knowledge about how he read a book about "you people"  and now understands us during  his annual cameo appearance. Darth Vader should just stay locked up in that mansion over by the O'Dome and ride the month out like a hurricane. Not to put his humble abode out there like that. The moment Ol' Bernie decides to write an e-mail celebrating the wonders of BHM is when things are going to go downhill.

FISS got moved to the middle of the month, we're guessing, to get people to actually go to all the other BHM events rather that just sitting around waiting for FISS to happen. We personally, are just waiting to see which team makes a joke out of themselves this year. Last year it was some random Sigmas using old tired Martin Lawrence jokes, not to say that Martin isn't the greatest show ever, it just wasn't the greatest source material to be using in 2012. We're expecting big things out of the show this year, if only because last year's show was so good.

The Annual BHM Concert is still under wraps, but last we checked, the BSU staff was polling around and the consensus seemed that Kendrick Lamar was coming no matter what, and the other two performances would just be whoever was the cheapest, i.e., didn't have no hot songs out that they could charge ninjas money for. Kendrick Lamar may now be out of the question, now that he's half-famous because all those white people bought his CD. UF is actually the breeding ground for artists' careers. We had Drake back when he was still Wheelchair Jimmy and opening up for Lupe Fiasco. Fast forward to 2013, and Drake is crying over super bad bitches and Lupe Fiasco looks like a homeless ninja. My how the times change.

BSU SHOULD look into getting Trinidad James. He's the most popular thing on the Internet. He can't be too expensive either, the ninja only has one popular song. Just give that nigga a few McRibs so he can bloat his belly out further and that ninja should be satisfied. Everybody would be in the O'Dome poppin' mollys and sweating. Woo!  After that line goes over, there's really nothing else he's useful for.

Keep all eyes on BSU and the Black Organizations supporting the events, or else we will all find ourselves down at Element, or whatever it's named that week, looking at all the locals, who probably don't even know Black History Month is happening, just the fact that February is a short month so child support will be due sooner.