Probate Season

Probate season comes near the end of every semester, and finally explains where our friends have gone for 2 months. People in The Black Community randomly disappear during the semester, and then come out freshly shaven and angrier than ever on a stage one random night. We in The Black Community love these events. White People may have Gator Growl, but we have Probates.

The "Underworld"

Well, here we are again The Black Community. We told you that the concept of Undercover Brothers was a hotly debated topic. Since our post on Wednesday, this topic has generated more discussion from our community than the evils of Student Government, the FBK Illuminati, Celebrity Greeks, the failures of FAMU, and typical Relationship Forums combined. The arguments were even intelligent and well written. UF must be forcing English classes into the curriculum. The comments section was more live than The Set. Legions of anons were down there letting us know how they feel. Pause.

Undercover Brothers

In our post on “The Relationship Problem” there was a discussion in the comments section about Black Women choosing better men to solve the problem, as if that would ever happen. Anonymous left a comment saying “Yeah because we have soooo many options”. We took that to mean “There aren’t any more Athletes to choose from”. They certainly aren’t getting on the guys that live in Marston, if anyone even has the courage to walk in that library without fear of a black eye. So where have all the eligible black men gone? Women are framing this as if there was a Black Man shortage, and we believe them too, by the looks of The Set. Ask any woman where the good men are, and she’ll tell you they’re either in Tyler Perry movies or Gay.

The PC Life

"All Free Everything!"

The White Community lives a sheltered life, not having to worry about diversity or ensuring Gator Growl will have an act that they can relate to. Most in The Black Community are oblivious as to how The White Community operates, being so enveloped with the problems in our community, what with having to bring a bodyguard with you the library now. We see our fellow fair-skinned students all over campus, in their leggings, sunglasses with the athletic strap, and those orange and blue raincoat type things, whatever they’re called. In order to claim diversity, one must understand the other communities surrounding them. This information is crucial if we The Black Community are to succeed at the PWI we call home. And to finally get Lil Wayne to perform at Gator Growl.

Black Homecoming

Gator Growl is right around the corner, thus signaling the start of Homecoming for the UF Campus. If you were in The Black Community however, you would have no idea that Homecoming is approaching, seeing as how none of use ever attend Gator Growl, unless of course Kevin Hart is performing for a few minutes. The “homecoming problem” has been prevalent even before The Set died. The Black Community is oblivious to the fact that there are actually other Homecoming events other than Soulfest! We can't blame them either. Who the hell knows what a Goo Goo Dolls is? It sounds like a bad R&B group. Thanks to BSU, we in The Black Community actually have a homecoming to call our own. Although we still keep our dignity unlike our FAMU brethren.

Battlefield: Gainesville

It’s not safe out here any more, The Black Community. Gainesville has turned into a warzone, and people are getting blasted left and right. Tensions and straight coonery have invaded the Gainesville streets. Maybe it's Football Team's win record. Maybe it’s the cold weather. People in Gainesville are now about that felony life. Forget wearing jackets and beanies, start wearing helmets and bulletproof vests.

3 Girls 1 Outlet

Smh, The Black Community, Smh. Where did we go wrong? Those students from a Duval County Partner School have started acting up again and have led us down the road to becoming a fully-fledged HBCU. All we need now is a decent Gator Band. No Nice Watch. When the library is no longer a safe place to study, The Black Community has a problem. We have to do better. It’s only a matter of time before the video ends up on Worldstar.