BHM Trends (That Should Die)

For some reason this year, The Black Community, we used Black History Month as a time to make complete fools of ourselves. Today marks the end of one of the most painful Black History Months in recent history. It seemed like Black Folks were losing every day. You’d log on to Black People Twitter and see a black icon like Whitney Houston or the Pimp that invented Soul Train had passed away. Or some hoodrats were fighting over some McNuggets at your local burger joint. Or a Black Pornstar had contracted AIDS. (R.I.P. Pinky...) World Star Hip Hop had record views this month. The rest of the world could only look on in disgust. Below are some trends that made us give a big “SMH!” to The Black Community.

FISS Sing-Along Guide

Here is it, your sing-along guide to FISS 2012. The theme for this year was Back to the Basics, mixing the old school with new school. The Black Community has been begging for FISS to finally bring all 9 teams to the O’Dome and this year we finally got it. Be careful what you wish for. It’s both a blessing and a curse. A blessing in those 9 teams looks good on paper. A curse in that 3 teams embarrassed themselves.

V-Day: The Great Facade

FROM THE VAULT: V-Day: The Great Facade

Valentine’s Day is The Great Façade of The Black Community. That special day of the year in which more lying occurs than any Student Government campaign. Redbox’s around town will be completely sold out, as Men continue to trick dumb girls into believing they are special. If he comes home holding a red disc and a value meal from Taco Bell, he don’t love you. Meanwhile, unsuspecting Females are being hit with the realization that they are the side chick, even after her “Him” told her she was the only one. On this day Females’ Bullshit Radar is compromised, so Ninjas are feeding females lines straight from Tyler Perry movies to get their 15 minutes of passion on before saying the exact same thing to the next sucker.

Fashion Faux-Pas

Fashion Shows. They are hyped as the biggest and baddest spectacle in Black Entertainment. They are filled with high energy, fierce striding, and the most questionable clothes choices. On paper they are the most fun anyone could ever imagine.

Black History Month: FAMU Comes to UF

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Ahhh…Shit., The Black Community. UF done went and pulled a FAMU. Black History Month continues to be a terrible month for Black People, nevermind the irony in that statement.  First the Soul Train creator dies, then two of the arguably best Black Porn stars, one if you’re not into midgets, went and caught the AIDS, and The Game continues to be an epic disappointment. The Black Community just can’t win out here. Instead of having an uplifting event each day of February like BSU wants us to, every day brings us a new tragedy. Obama may even resign at the end of the month. The Black Community would be shattered.

Shit Straight UF Guys Probably Don't Say

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The video is pretty accurate, but we can't imagine any guys who creep on girls at club let-outs saying any of this. The only thing missing is: "Sweetheart, you know The Set Is Dead".

Our Favorites:
1. Who the fuck goes to Gator Nights?
2. Can these stupid bells shut the fuck up?
3. Damn these stupid bicycles!

The STATUS Problem

It’s Friday night, The Black Community. The goons are lurking, college students are looking to make bad decisions, and the Gainesville Police Department is looking to fill their arrest quota. No other place in Gainesville could satisfy all three of these requirements than our own legendary STATUS nightclub. Once you get past that Greek Skip Line, it’s 300 square feet of cramped Black People, Lacefronts, and Death.