Time To Die Again

Them ninjas didn't take any time at all, The Black Community. Not even two weeks into the year, and ninjas are slapping women and breaking into houses. Welcome back to Gainesville. You know you're in the 'Ville when you wake up to terrifying text messages about some ninjas causing mischief. It's "Time to Die" Again.

2013 Resolutions (Back At It)

Welcome to 2013, The Black Community. We've reached the Spring Semester and survived the apocalypse planned by the Florida Blue Key Illuminati. They were probably too busy choosing  elderly rock bands for next year's Gator Growl. We'll all be in Tallahassee for homecoming anyway, so it's not really a big deal.

Four (Or) More Years

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Dammit.

We knew something was up when we kept getting those long excuses emails supposedly updating us about the presidential search and they were absolutely useless. Oh well, at least we get to shake Darth Vader's cold lifeless hands at graduation. Hold on tight to your financial aid.

"Bernie "All Green Everything" will temporarily stay as UF President":

The search has been suspended: President Bernie Machen isn’t leaving UF right now. This decision comes after requests from Gov. Rick Scott and UF Board of Trustees Chairman David Brown, according to a statement released Tuesday afternoon.