In what could be the greatest news to ever hit The Black Community, Bernie “Racked Up Shawty” Machen has announced that he will retire in 2013. Darth Vader himself is chucking the deuces on UF and all that leadership nonsense to swim through the pools of money he’s guaranteed in pension. No Scrooge McDuck. This is some next level shit. It's such an important event we had to interrupt our vacation of sitting on the couch to come back and write a post on it.